do you ever give up mid-masturbating because you don’t even want to fuck you

Sadly, yes….sometimes it’s too much effort lol😂😂

i’m so glad it’s not just me.

Two nudes and a cat, 1903

Pablo Picasso

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-foursome with my boyfriend and a couple we met.

-threesome later with that same couple

-being single and how it sucks being horny and lonely

"You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her."
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Its a little selfish and stupid, but I feel really sexy when I can convince a guy to stay naked with me all day instead of being productive. It’s especially awesome when they skip work or other plans just to cuddle in a bed that smells like sex from last night.

the hair on my head has been pink for over three months and I plan on keeping it that way. so why shouldn’t I color my other body hair? If I color my bush should I color my armpit hair too? or wax them again? 

it’s been nine months since I’ve posted anything. I feel terrible about leaving you hanging.. But I broke up with G and I didn’t want to mess things up with my new boyfriend so I stopped being interesting for a while.

And then I got a job and moved in with my boyfriend and things have been super duper vanilla lately.  

And I went to a new doctor about my mental health and he prescribed a higher dose of my antidepressant, which totally lowered my libido and I haven’t even wanted sex unless I’m intoxicated.  =/ 

And then I lost my job so now I’m kind of back to the long and lonely kinds of days. 

  • her: I'm just going to be honest. I want to fuck you. Bad.
  • me: Honesty is good. I'd like to be fucked.
  • her: Do you have a strap on?
  • me: I don't. =/
  • her: Thats too bad. Do you like to be in control?
  • me: Actually I'd rather be in so little control that it's like I'm just being used.
  • her: Well i'm sure I can make that happen. Can I tie you down?
  • me: You can totally tie me down, as long as you promise to do bad things to me
  • her: What kind of bad things do you want me to do?
  • me: Anything you want, really. I'm a masochist and being dominated by a woman really gets me off.
  • her: Mmmm. Good. Do you like to eat pussy. I need a good little sex slave to eat me out.
  • me: yes please
  • her: Damn you make me wet. Tell me what you want me to do to you. If I masturbate while reading it and it makes me cum, I'll fuck you. If not, I won't.
  • me: Well first things first, I want you to kiss me. I'll be nervous, I'm always nervous with someone new. And I giggle when i'm nervous, I hope that's okay. I want you to tell me to strip for you and when I slowly slide my clothes off I want to see you watching and devouring me with your eyes. I want you to bend me over a table and tie my hands and feet to the legs of said table. I want you to spank my fleshy ass with your bare hands until its warm and red and the slightest touch makes me squirm. I want you to sit on the table and let me bury my face in your pussy. You should slap me if I don't please you. Push my head into your flesh when I do it right. Suffocate me between your strong thighs and release my hands so I can fully learn your body and worship your sex.